Overview
Sgt. Cannon (Tommy Cannon) and PC Ball (Bobby Ball) run the police station in the quiet town of Little Botham. When the station is threatened with closure due to a lack of crime, they decide to invent some crimes to justify their existence. When they try to steal a painting from a local rich businessman (Roy Kinnear), they accidently stumble across a gang of real art thieves who have just stolen £1 million worth of paintings. It is up to the two bungling cops to stop them escaping with their haul.
Cast
P.C. Bobby Ball
Sergeant Tommy Cannon
Mr. Lloyd
Chief Constable
Chief Superintendent
Coastguard
Hilling
Man on Motorbike
Fred the Postman
Herdsman
Estate Agent